Monday, September 13, 2010

We Don't Care about your kids!

And so the moaning begins, try and get this straight right from the start, WE don't give a toss about your kids. We have taken away free school milk because as you should have realised by now this is JERSEY and in Jersey we care more about money than children, that's why we don't want all this talk about historic abuse dragged up all the time. It's not good for our image, and when I say our image, I mean the honest people of the States of Jersey and their family's and friends, not the lower classes who roam the streets every night rolling drunk or the scrounging single mothers who would rather scrounge than work, nor do we mean those lazy people who work in offices instead of getting proper hard manual jobs, and talking of manual workers, you lot are the worst of all, just be thankful you have a job, if I had my way you would get £2.00 per hour, because that's all your worth, in fact why don't you all just leave the Island for good, we don't need or want you here, you spoil the figures, our ability to make more money than we already do, but most important to me you spoil the view.

Here's a joke for you:

Why do they call Jimmy Perchard the exorcist?

Because when he comes to your house all the spirits disappear..

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